Africans have some of the best names. Here are just some examples of what you'll hear as you meet people.  SundayTimes and Koerant are both names of local Johannesburg newspapers.  How would you like to be named L.A. Times?

Maybe his dad was drinking at the hospital when he was born.

Victor Don't Worry Sambu has no problems.

On the other hand, Jeffrey Killmequick Sanderson has lots to worry about.